We can't fuck, we're friends, we'll jerk each other off and that's it

Who's jerking off in here? Let me help you and we'll cum together

Mutual masturbation makes you cum - great, no need to fuck tonight

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob

I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm